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Dave’s Dummy: Great Criminal Mind

July 11, 2018

Dave’s Dummy of the Day comes from the International File in Winnipeg, Canada, where security camera footage captured one of the stranger attempted burglaries we’ve seen.

Our two dummies pulled up to a doggie daycare business in a van. One grabs a large plastic garbage can, apparently intending to load it into the van, because we all know any trash at a doggie daycare must be really valuable, right? Then, something frightens dummy number one and he drops the can and jumps back into the van.

Meanwhile, dummy number two, who has been out of camera range, is seen approaching the van, carrying a broken sign. Right, a broken sign. Dummy number one doesn’t see him and takes him out with the open passenger side door.

Dummy one leaves his accomplice behind, who is then seen later fleeing the scene on foot. And that trash can they were going to steal…it was full of poop.

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