Moron of the Morning: That’s What She Said

August 29, 2018

As he faced arrest yesterday evening, a Florida Man took the opportunity to channel his inner Michael Scott from “The Office.”

According to an arrest affidavit, a sheriff’s deputy pulled over a car driven by Brandon McComas, 31, around 9:20 PM after noticing the vehicle did not have a tag light. Approaching McComas’s car on a Vero Beach street, the cop spotted the driver “attempting to conceal a large bulge in his left front pocket with his arm.” Deputy Scott Prouty then asked McComas to exit the car.

While conducting a pat down of McComas, the deputy inquired about the “long cylindrical object” in the suspect’s pants. “That’s what she said,” replied McComas. The deputy subsequently handcuffed McComas and confiscated a cylindrical case containing marijuana and a glass pipe (a second pipe was found in the auto).

McComas was issued tag light and pot possession citations. He was released from jail early this morning after posting $500 bond. McComas’s rap sheet includes prior collars for disorderly conduct, domestic battery, disorderly intoxication, and cocaine trafficking (he spent three years in state prison on the latter count).

-The Smoking Gun

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