Dave’s Dummy: It Wasn’t Me, It Was The Dog

July 6, 2018

For Dave’s Dummy of the Day today we head to Port St. Lucie, Florida, where the cops pulled over dummy Scott Green for driving erratically.

The officer noticed strong odor of alcohol coming from inside the vehicle and observed our dummy had “red, glassy, bloodshot eyes.” Oh, and there was a bottle of Sailor Jerry Rum on the passenger seat.

Then, our he offered up the Dummy Excuse of the Week. He told the officer that he wasn’t actually driving the car, it was his dog. Bad idea. The trooper noted that he was the “only occupant” of the car. He’s busted!

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