Moron of the Morning: Man Hides Syringes In His...
A Florida Man denied ownership of three syringes removed from his rectum during a 4:30 AM strip search at a county jail, according to a criminal complaint.
Cops arrested Wesley Scott, 40, early Friday on an outstanding warrant charging him with drug possession. While being searched in the field, Scott denied having any illegal items concealed on (or in) his body.
But when Scott, seen at right, arrived at the Pinellas County jail and was subjected to a strip search, he “removed three syringes from his rectum and provided them” to a jailer. Scott then claimed that he “found” the syringes and that “they were not his.”
This explanation did not stop officials from charging Scott with introducing contraband into a correctional facility, a felony. He is being held on a $5000 bond. The court filing does not reveal whether Scott named the purported owner of the syringes that had been found in his rectum. Or whether that individual had consented to his works being stored in such a facility.
-Smoking Gun: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/contraband/syringe-story-stinks-482093