Dave’s Dummy: Lame Hold Up

August 2, 2018

Dave’s Dummy of the Day is a criminal mastermind who attempted to hold up a burger joint -- with a pair of tongs.

Dummy David Garcia Gonzalez was caught on camera loitering inside a Whataburger in Austin, Texas. Eventually, the 44-year-old dummy grabbed a pair of tongs and attempted to rob the cashier.

Gonzalez approached the cashier from behind and poked the tongs in the woman’s back, demanding money.

Surprise! It didn’t work. He was quickly disarmed by another employee and asked to leave the restaurant.

The suspect was arrested at a car wash nearby and has been charged with robbery by threat.

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