Dave’s Dummy: Shrubbery!

September 15, 2018

Two neighbors in Florida were anything but neighborly, especially when a chainsaw was brought into the picture.

Dave’s Dummy of the Day, Gregory Landaker of Land O’ Lakes, Florida was arrested this week for cutting his neighbor, Jeffrey Zlocki, with a chainsaw after a dispute over shrubs.

The incident started earlier this month when dummy Landaker was trimming overgrown shrubs on the property line he shared with Zlocki. Zlocki noticed what Landaker was doing and ran out of his house and allegedly “hugged his bushes.”

This act didn’t stop dummy Landaker from trimming the hedges. In fact, he kept going and cut Zlocki on his hand with the chainsaw.

Police said it was a “clear and deliberate act” and charged Landaker with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.

The shrubs remain intact.

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