Dave’s Dummy: Thirsty
Dave’s Dummy of the Day is a bizarre burglar who wasn’t after any money. He was just thirsty. And naked.
Dummy Charles Wyatt, 61, broke into a Georgia liquor store earlier this week and stole a can of Coke while completely nude.
Security camera footage shows dummy Wyatt walking through Beverage World wearing nothing but some sneakers. He can be seen helping himself to a can of soda, after which he lays down on the floor for a few minutes.
Police said the thirsty burglar broke into the store by smashing the glass door with a hammer.