Question of the week

October 11, 2018

‘If you were to fight in MMA matches, what would your nickname be and what style of fighting would you use?’

Chad Pauling

Retail and Digital Advertising Director


“Being a sales guy at heart, its always about money, so I’d go with: Chad “Money” Pauling and I would train and fight in Muay Thai, Brazilian Jujitsu and Boxing.”

Earl Horlyk

Staff Writer


“Either the ‘Limber Lutheran” or the ‘Constant Bleeder.’”

Patrick Rooney

Account Executive


“The Mad Mick of Downpatrick… Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. I would enter the ring carrying a blackthorn shillelagh, wearing a saffron kilt, and leading my misbegotten Irish Wolfhound on a leather leash announcing to the world that they could all kiss my royal Irish ass! Erin go Bragh!”

Daniel Aldana

Graphic Designer


“Daniel “El Diablo” Aldana. Which is misleading because I’d close my eyes, start swinging and hope for the best.”

Ari E. Lebowitz

Staff Writer


“I would go by Ari ‘The Dude’ Lebowitz, and my fighting style would reflect on my background. I’d use the Israeli Defense Forces fighting method, Krav-Maga (of course i’d have to learn it and train first). Shalom!”

Mason Dockter

Staff Writer


“I would be “The Genteel Giant,” an absentee owner of the fighting league (think Vince McMahon but less interested in fighting), who wears a fur coat and silk top hat, and employs very unsportsmanlike fighting techniques, mostly involving the use of folding chairs.”

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